STAMP THE DICKHEAD

Remember the amusement game from the 70s when you hit the squirrels that pop out from their burrow holes?

Well, here is an adaptation - one that is conscious over the protection of cruetly to animals. In place of those cute critters, are dickheads. Thanks Kylie for sending this in.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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Victory Sugar Cane Juice: Have Sugar Cane will travel?

I think that it is fair to say that most of us take Sugar Cane juice for granted. It always plays 2nd fiddle to satay, hokkien mee, chilli crabs and laksa and we usually just order it from the closest stall or from the Aunty who bothers to come over to ask for orders.  Who would ever think about traveling across Singapore just for a Sugar Cane drink? The problem is that most sugar cane sellers

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CAN'T COOK

This was coincidentally sent in by a few people. A good response for those women whose partners complain incessantly about their cooking or housekeeping. Thanks Ella, James and ZooLu34.

A wife was watching a cookery programme the other day when her husband walked into the living room. Amused she was taking down notes, he said: "What are you watching that for? You can't cook."

Annoyed, she looked up at him and said, "You watch porn, don't you?"

Missus Singapore out!

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PUBLIC CROTCHING

I was at a sports bar the other night with a few friends and I noticed something that, while common to see guys doing, was not appropriate given the setting.

Some basketball game was showing and a group of three guys in front of the bar had their eyes glued to the screen. It was so intense just watching them focus on the game so much so that I was thinking that even if I would have got up on the bartop and do a striptease, they wouldn't notice me.

Anyway, amused, I was soon shocked when one of them began to scratch his crotch. I mean it was not brushing it but really going at it. I thought he was a one-off but my friend soon pointed out another guy at the far end of the bar who was doing the same thing!

OMG! I've seen guys do it in a sitting room watching some ballgame but never would I hae imagined the same would be witnessed in a public place.

Do guys lose all decency once they watch sports? Pray tell.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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RAPE PREVENTION

This cartoon is in Japanese but you should be able to make it out. It's a way to ward off all would-be rapists. Every woman should invest in such a device - an Anti-rape Kit.

Missus Singapore out!

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

To all the women who have no idea how to deepthroat a man without gagging, this video is for you. For the guys, well this will give you some insight on how to ease your partner to take you all the way into her mouth.

It's rarely a challenge once you begin to get the hang of it because you realise that more often than not, size doesn't matter. What I like though is when things get a little kinky and the guy forgets that he is in your mouth and not in some lower orifice. The feel of his nuts banging against your chin is such a delight!

Have a great week!

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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Grandest Story Ever Told!: Singapore Memory Project

Levitating outside of Chye Seng Huat Hardware: Photo by Jeff Cheong Recording the oral histories of our hawker food heritage has been my passion for the last couple of years and I am always fascinated whenever I talk to the men and women who have dedicated their lives to feeding Singaporeans.  They really are the backbone of our society and a big part of our Singaporean cultural heritage! I

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